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Kaminapan Dosto ka ♥ > "Girlfriend hai..??" "Nahin" "Saala Gay" :P > "Haan hai Girlfriend" "Tharki sala" > "Kal college ayega?" "Haan" :) "Padhaku ki aulaad" > "Nahin" "Saale kbhi toh padh liya kr" > "Ice cream khilaega?" "Ofcourse" "Kyun Bhai, Baap ka paisa hai" "Nahin" "Bhikhaari saala" > "Dosti nibhaega?" "Haan" "Senti saale devdas" "Nahin nibhaunga" "Oye saale dhoke baaj" “FRIEND” --> They never talk in “simple & straight” words! But “simply straighten” everything in your life ♥;)"".
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POLICE- MAM iss pool me nahana mana hai. LADY- Jab main kapde utar rahi thi Tab Q nahi bataya. Police- Pabandi sirf NAHANE pe hai KAPADE utarne pe nahi.

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Maa- Nalayak, Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?? Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..! Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?? Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ? Fair & Lovely Hai Na...!!

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Teacher To Santa:- Your son is an idiot!! See his Report Card. Eng- 6 marks Maths- 5 marks Science- 7 marks Social Std- 8 marks Hindi- 5 marks --------------- Total- 31Santa: Waah ji "Total" Mein To Kamaal Hi kar dia puttar ne! Is subject ki to tuition bhi Nahin lagai thi!!

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New Delhi: The BCCI on Friday said it would not jump the gun and execute Rahul Sharma without conducting a proper investigation after the cricketer tested positive for drugs in a rave party in Mumbai earlier thisyear. The Mumbai Police confirmed that Rahul along with South African cricketer Wayne Parnell, who were arrested at a rave party in Juhu on May 20, tested positive for drugs. They are among the 100-odd people who were detained by the police on that day. When asked BCCI president N Srinivasan about what will be the parent's body's stance on this issue, he seemed a bit angry. I don't know why everyone is ina mood to execute Rahul Sharma without even going intothe details, Srinivasan said. The BCCI will first procure each and every bit of relevant informationand then study them before deciding on the course of action, he added. The Mumbai Police on Friday received the reports of blood samples of 44 of the 90 people, out of which 42 tested positive for cannabis and MDMA (better known as Ecstasy). Earlier, Parnell had claimed that he and fellow Pune Warriors team-mate Rahul were innocentand that they were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Rahul had also said that he was innocent and of found guilty he would quit cricket. Interestingly, Rahul is a part of the Indian squad which is presently touring Sri Lanka and it remains to be seen whether the BCCI calls him back after the recent development. Share with your friends Facebook Twitter

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Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka Faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya. Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya. Ram Ji ne door khola. Ravan soch raha tha... Guess What ? ? ? Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu

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If Vijay Mallya gets into film production.., Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times)Presents: 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti. 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bevde Zameen par..

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If Vijay Mallya gets into film production.., Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times)Presents: 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti. 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bevde Zameen par..

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Need 4 Runs in 1 ball, whom you will select to take strike among these ?? 1- Rohit Sharma 2- Suresh Raina 3- Yuvraj Singh 4- Virat Kohli

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